April Fools Day Quotes

The first of April, some do say, Is set apart for All Fool's Day; But why the people call it so, Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent, On purpose for pure merriment. - Anonymous

The maple syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie----I--- APRIL FOOL! - Myra Cohn Livingston

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. - Quintilian

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now. - William
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.- Anatole France

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.- William Shakespeare

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.- Sacha Guitry

The first of April, some do say , Is set apart for All Fool's Day; But why the people call it so, Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent, On purpose for pure merriment.-Poor Robin's Almanac

Small April sobbed, I'm going to cry. Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye; Then April Fool, she laughed instead. And smiled a rainbow overhead. -Anonymous

If it thunders on All Fool's Day, Expect good crops of corn and hay. -Anonymous

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. -Mark Twain

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. -Thomas Shadwell

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.-Sir Winston Churchill

Silence is the wit of fools.-Jean la Bruyere

The great God endows His children variously. To some He gives intellect...and they
move the earth. To some He allots heart...and the beating pulse of humanity is theirs.
But to some He gives only a soul, without intelligence...and these, who never grow up,
but remain always His children, are God's fools, kindly, elemental, simple, as if from
His palette the Artist of all has taken one color instead of many.-Mary Roberts Rinehart

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.-Anonymous

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.-Bioleau

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.-Bioleau

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.-Welsh Proverb

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; andmistaking foes for friends.-Arabian Proverb

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.-Spanish Proverb

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.-Jewish Proverb

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.-English Proverb

The fool is always beginning to live.-Proverb

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.-Robert Frost

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?-Maurice Freehill

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.-Gene Brown

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.-William Blake

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.-Alexander Pope

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.-Michel de Montaigne

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.-Cynthia Heimel

Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool.-Voltaire

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.-Josh Billings

There is no greater fool than he that says, 'There is no God,' unless it be the onewho says he does not know whether there is one or not.-Bismarck

A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool's coat still.-Rivarol

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.-Benjamin Franklin

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself.The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.-Charles Caleb Colton

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.-Cato the Elder

To be a man's fool is bad enough; but the vain man is everybody's.-Penn

None but a fool is always right.-Hare

Young men think old men fools, and old men know young men to be so.-Metcalf

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.-H.G. Bohn

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.-Balthasar Gracian

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men...and the fools know it.-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.-Plato

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.-Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.-Anonymous

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.-William Shakespeare

Lord, what fools these mortals be.-William Shakespeare