Win The Life

God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. — Robin Williams

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. — Spike Milligan

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde

The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! — Homer Simpson

When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always. — Rita Rudner

Autumn wins you best by this its mute
Appeal to sympathy for its decay.- Robert Browning

Sad; so sad, those smoky-rose, smoky-mauve evenings of late Autumn, sad enough to pierce the heart. -Angela Carter

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. -Albert Camus

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life. -P D James

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.- George Eliot

There is a harmony
In autumn, and a lustre in its sky,
Which through the summer is not heard or seen,
As if it could not be, as if it had not been!
-Percy Bysshe Shelley

Autumn, the year's last, loveliest smile. -William Cullen Bryant

How strange and awful is the synthesis of life and death in the gusty winds and falling leaves of an autumnal day! -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods
And day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.
-William Allingham

Autumn's the mellow time. -William Allingham

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.- Dorothy Parker

For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together. For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad.-Edwin Way Teale
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.-P.D. James

Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.-Stanley Horowitz

By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer’s best of weather And autumn’s best of cheer.-Helen Hunt Jackson

In lantern-light My yellow Chrysanthemums Lost all their color.- Buson

Change is a measure of time and, in the autumn, time seems speeded up. What was is not and never again will be; what is is change.- Edwin Teale

Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.-Elizabeth Bowen

Youth is like spring, an over praised season more remarkable for biting winds than genial breezes. Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits.-Samuel Butler

October is a symphony of permanence and change.-Bonaro W. Overstreet

No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace. As I have seen in one autumnal face.-John Donne

The autumn always gets me badly, as it breaks into colours. I want to go south, where there is no autumn, where the cold doesn’t crouch over one like a snow-leopard waiting to pounce.-D.H. Lawrence

Autumn wins you best by this, its mute Appeal to sympathy for its decay.-Robert Browning Hamilton

Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.-Albert Camus

But I remember more dearly autumn afternoons in bottoms that lay intensely silent under old great trees..- C.S. Lewis

Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.-Stanley Horowitz’s

A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.-E. E. Cummins

Nature is, above all, profligate. Don’t believe them when they tell you how economical and thrifty nature is, whose leaves return to the soil. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to leave them on the tree in the first place?- Annie Dillard

Autumn in New York, why does it seem so inviting?-Vernon Duke

October’s poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.-Nova Bair

Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.- Emily Bronte

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.-George Eliot

The Indian Summer, the dead Summer’s soul.- Mary Clemmer

For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together.For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad.- Edwin Way Teale

No Spring nor Summer Beauty hath such grace. As I have seen in one Autumnal face.-John Donne

I love the fall. I love it because of the smells that you speak of; and also because things are dying, things that you don’t have to take care of anymore, and the grass stops growing. - Mark Van Doren