Birth Control Quotes

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.- Joan Rivers

The best contraceptive is the word no repeated frequently.- Margaret Smith

A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.- Anonymous

Familiarity breeds contempt and children.- Mark Twain

He no play da game. He no make a da rules!- Earl Butz

For birth control, I rely on my personality.- Milt Abel

We’re more effective than birth control pills.- Johnny Carson

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.- Carole Tabron

Learn from your parents mistakes use birth control.- Anonymous

The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control.- Friedrich Durrenmatt

One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.- Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.- Clarence Darrow

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.- Harry Caray

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.- Chinese Proverb

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.- Anonymous

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.- Bob Rubin

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca Cola.- Clare Short

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.- Dora Winifred

A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history comes to life.- Norman Cousins

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.- Arthur Hoppe

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.- Roseanne

The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.- Marya Mannes

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive too.- Anna Quindlen

Last week we passed a birth control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.- Frank L. Gill

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”- Woody Allen

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.- H.G. Wells

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.- Malcolm

For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.- Louise Slaughter

We are starting a movement in the state legislatures . . . to forbid the installation of clinics that dispense contraceptives.- Phyllis Schlafly

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.- Spike Milligan