Birth Control Quotes
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.- Joan Rivers
The best contraceptive is the word no repeated frequently.- Margaret Smith
A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.- Anonymous
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.- Mark Twain
He no play da game. He no make a da rules!- Earl Butz
For birth control, I rely on my personality.- Milt Abel
We’re more effective than birth control pills.- Johnny Carson
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.- Carole Tabron
Learn from your parents mistakes use birth control.- Anonymous
The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control.- Friedrich Durrenmatt
One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.- Rodney Dangerfield
Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.- Clarence Darrow
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.- Harry Caray
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.- Chinese Proverb
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.- Anonymous
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.- Bob Rubin
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca Cola.- Clare Short
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.- Dora Winifred
A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history comes to life.- Norman Cousins
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.- Arthur Hoppe
Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.- Roseanne
The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.- Marya Mannes
If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive too.- Anna Quindlen
Last week we passed a birth control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.- Frank L. Gill
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”- Woody Allen
When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.- H.G. Wells
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.- Malcolm
For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.- Louise Slaughter
We are starting a movement in the state legislatures . . . to forbid the installation of clinics that dispense contraceptives.- Phyllis Schlafly
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.- Spike Milligan