Chocolate Quotes

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Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.-- Author Unknown

 

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.-- Catherine Aitken

 

Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.

 

For some there's therapy for the rest of us there's CHOCOLATE.

 

Woman have many moods, CHOCOLATE satisfies them all.

 

If at first you don't succeed, have a CHOCOLATE.

 

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! -- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

 

If I must die let it be death by chocolate.

 

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

 

Stressed is Desserts spelt backwards!

 

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.-- Sandra Boynton

 

CHOCOLATE CAKE may not fix everything but it's a darn good substitute!

 

Put EAT CHOCOLATE at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

 

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

 

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.-- Anonymous

 

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.-- Author Unknown

 

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets -- Milton Zelma

 

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!!!-- Anonymous

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.-- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

 

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?-- Author Unknown

 

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.-- Author Unknown

 

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. -- Miranda Ingram

 

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.-- Forrest Gump in the movie Forrest Gump

 

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.-- John Q. Tullius

 

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.-- Judith Viorst

 

Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.-- Author Unknown

Any sane person loves chocolate.-Writer Bob Greene

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.-Artist/cartoonist John Q. Tullius

Life without chocolate is life lacking something important.-Writers Marcia Colman Morton & Frederic Morton

Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.-Writer Patrick Skene Catling

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.-Chocolatier Benneville Strohecker

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands-and then eat just one of the pieces.-Writer Judith Viorst

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.-Anonymous

There are four basic food groups-milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.-Anonymous

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.-Anonymous

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.-Anonymous

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.-Anonymous

And Above All…Think Chocolate!-Betty Crocker

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!- Andy Milonakis

 
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