Coffee Quotes


Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.-Drew Sirtors

 

Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.-Dutch Proverb

 

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.-Turkish Proverb

 

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.-Turkish Proverb

 

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.-Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

 

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.-Dutch Proverb

 

A morning without coffee is like sleep.-Anonymous

 

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.-Voyager

 

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.-Flash Rosenberg

 

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

 

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.-Anonymous

 

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.-Anonymous

 

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.-Henry Ward Beecher

 

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,
And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.-Alexander Pope

 

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.-Anonymous

 

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.-Jessi Lane Adams

 

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.-Eddie Izzard

 

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.-Anonymous

 

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.-John D. Rockefeller

 

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.-Anonymous

 

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.-Alexander Pappas

 

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.-Alphonse Allais

 

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.-Bob Irwin

 

Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack.-Herman Friele

 

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.-David Letterman

 

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.-Carly Simon

 

Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.-Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

 

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.-Anonymous

 

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.-German Proverb

 

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.-Stephanie Piro

 

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.-Anonymous

 

Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?-Alan Dean Foster

 

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.-Anonymous

 

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.-Harry Mahtar

 

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!-Anonymous

 

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.-Anonymous

 

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.-Anonymous

 

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.-Anonymous

 

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.-Jaesse Tyler

 

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.-Garrison Keillor

 

COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.-Anonymous

 

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.-Ronald Reagan

 

Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.-lex Gottschalk

 

Oh, well .. the coffee’s only ever as good as the water it is made with. And the froth on top is the frilly knicker on a cheap tart’s bum.-Ian Anderson

 

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.-Anonymous

 

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.-Anonymous

 

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.-Courtney Love

 

The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.-Arabic saying

 

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.-Bill Gates

 

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.-Sweeney Todd Lundgren

 

Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself!-Anonymous

 

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.-Mae West

 

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.-David Letterman

 

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.-Anonymous

 

Cafe society is as old as the hills. Starbucks and its imitators are the coffee face of the new man in a hurry.-Ian Anderson

 

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.-Anonymous

 

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.-Jeff Bezos

 

I like my coffee strong, not lethal!-Mash

 

Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! -”Coffee Cantata”.-J.S. Bach

 

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.-Alex Levine

 

Well, they’re Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn’t dream of interrupting you at golf.-Harper Lee

 

One more cup of coffee before I go to the valley below…-Bob Dylon

 

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!-Gerard Way

 

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.-Jonathan Swift

 

Coffee: The first peripheral!-Anonymous

 

Coffee? No thanks, one more cup & *I’ll* jump to warp.-Captain Janeway

 

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.-Anonymous

 

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?-Stephen Wright

 

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.-Napoleon Bonaparte

 

Coffee, n. break fluid.-Anonymous

 

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked…-Anais Nin

 

Bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat.-Johann Sebastian Bach

 

Decaffeinated Coffee. It’s useless warm brown water.-Heard on David Letterman

 

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.-Stephen Wright

 

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.-Anonymous

 

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.-Edward Abbey

 

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.-Clark Gable

 

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.-Paul Erdos

 

I don’t want anything better, I want coffee.-Captain Janeway

 

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!-Anonymous

 

Its amazing how the World begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!!-Donna A. Favors

 

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.-Anonymous

 

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy…. He nailed my head to a coffee table.-Monty Python

 

Why don’t you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I’m a little low in sugar and I don’t have any cream, but it’s real coffee.-Barbara Streisand

 

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.-Will and Grace

 

My blood type is Folgers.-Anonymous

 

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.-Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

 

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.-John Van Druten

 

For I have known them all already, know them all — have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.-T.S. Eliot

 

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.-Earl Wilson

 

He was my cream, and I was his coffee
And when you poured us together, it was something.-Josephine Baker

 

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.-Dave Barry

 

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”-Abraham Lincoln

 

Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.-Anonymous

 

The use of (coffee) will probably become greatly extended — as in other countries, it may diffuse itself among the mass of the people, and make a considerable ingredient in their daily sustenance.”-Benjamin Moseley

 

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.-Johnny Depp

 

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.-T.S. Eliot

 

When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.-Helen Hayes

 

Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.-Claudia Roden

 

Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious.-Lord Byron

 

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.-Paul Erdos

 

We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny.-Anne Afdahl

 

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.”-Andre Simon

 

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.-Anne Morrow Lindbergh

 

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.-Anonymous

 

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.-Honore de Balzac

 

See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.-Anthony Quinn

 

Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines.-Anonymous

 

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.-Bill Cosby

 

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?-Anonymous

 

Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.-Anonymous

 

Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?-Anonymous

 

I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors.-Anonymous

 

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.-The Women’s Petition Against Coffee

 

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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.-Anonymous

 

I’ve just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night.-David Lynch

 

A fig for partridges and quails,
ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
But on the highest mount in Wales
Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.-Jonathon Swift

 

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.-Anonymous

 
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