Cows Quotes

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.- Shmuel Y. Agnon


I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.- Lyman Abbott


Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.- Woody Guthrie


Don't have a cow, man.- Matt Groening


There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.- Indira Gandhi


All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.- Grant Wood


Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.- Ann Veneman


I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.- Ann Veneman


I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.- Ann Veneman


It's been studied to the point where we know that the impact on humans would be from consuming the most infected parts of the cow; that is, the brain and the spinal cord.- Ann Veneman


This was a dairy cow, and dairy cows have IDs on them. The ID was traced back to the farm in Washington. It's a dairy farm. And that farm now has been quarantined, and the owners have been very cooperative in doing that.- Ann Veneman

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!- Anne Tyler


I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!- Patrick Stewart


Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.- John H. Speke


She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.- Dorothy L. Sayers


Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. - Thomas de Quincey


All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood


As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. - Joan Gussow


A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. - Samuel Johnson


The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
- Ogden Nash


When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? - Author Unknown


I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. - Anthony Clark


All is not butter that comes from the cow. - Proverb


Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know. - From The Andy Griffith Show


Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. - Fred Allen


The friendly cow, all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple-tart.
- Robert Louis Stevenson


Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. - Dave Barry


Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. - Elbert Hubbard


A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. - George Bernard Shaw


The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. - John McNulty


Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Proverb


Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain


Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" - Bill Watterson


Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb


If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. - William Lyon Phelps


Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. - Yiddish Saying


The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. - Michael Klaper


Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. - Bob Ekstrom


I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. - Paul Carvel


I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. - Sherwood Anderson


There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. - Russell Crowe


There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. - Bill Vaughan


I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. - Henry Louis Mencken


Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. - Ambrose Bierce


He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. - Italian Proverb


Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. - Proverb


Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. - Dennis Wholey


The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. - Lord Chesterfield

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