Win The Life

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.- Shmuel Y. Agnon

 

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.- Lyman Abbott

 

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.- Woody Guthrie

 

Don't have a cow, man.- Matt Groening

 

There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.- Indira Gandhi

 

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.- Grant Wood

 

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.- Ann Veneman

 

I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.- Ann Veneman

 

I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.- Ann Veneman

 

It's been studied to the point where we know that the impact on humans would be from consuming the most infected parts of the cow; that is, the brain and the spinal cord.- Ann Veneman

 

This was a dairy cow, and dairy cows have IDs on them. The ID was traced back to the farm in Washington. It's a dairy farm. And that farm now has been quarantined, and the owners have been very cooperative in doing that.- Ann Veneman

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!- Anne Tyler

 

I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!- Patrick Stewart

 

Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.- John H. Speke

 

She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.- Dorothy L. Sayers

 

Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. - Thomas de Quincey

 

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

 

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. - Joan Gussow

 

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. - Samuel Johnson

 

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
- Ogden Nash

 

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? - Author Unknown

 

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. - Anthony Clark

 

All is not butter that comes from the cow. - Proverb

 

Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know. - From The Andy Griffith Show

 

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. - Fred Allen

 

The friendly cow, all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple-tart.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

 

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. - Dave Barry

 

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. - Elbert Hubbard

 

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. - George Bernard Shaw

 

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. - John McNulty

 

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Proverb

 

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

 

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" - Bill Watterson

 

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

 

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. - William Lyon Phelps

 

Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. - Yiddish Saying

 

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. - Michael Klaper

 

Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. - Bob Ekstrom

 

I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. - Paul Carvel

 

I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. - Sherwood Anderson

 

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. - Russell Crowe

 

There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. - Bill Vaughan

 

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. - Henry Louis Mencken

 

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. - Ambrose Bierce

 

He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. - Italian Proverb

 

Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. - Proverb

 

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. - Dennis Wholey

 

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. - Lord Chesterfield