Geek Quotes

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.- Unknown


My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.- Unknown


Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”- Unknown


If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0- T-Shirt


1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d- T-shirt


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.- Unknown


I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly- T-Shirt


I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code- Unknown


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.- Unknown


Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you- Unknown


People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.-Unknown


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.- Unknown


The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.- Unknown




In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?-Unknown


The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”-Unknown


Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.-Unknown


Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.-Unknown


Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.-Unknown


Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.-Unknown


Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.-Unknown


Who needs friends? My PC is user-friendly.-Unknown


Who needs the library? I’ve got Google!-Unknown


Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.-Unknown


Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.-Unknown


Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.-Unknown


You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.-Unknown


If YouTube MySpace, I’ll Google your Yahoo!-Unknown


A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.-Unknown


Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.-Unknown


Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.-Unknown


To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.–Unknown


Corporate Hollywood thinks I'm a geek to go back and do theater. They don't understand why I don't want to be a movie star, why I'm not pursuing Mel Gibson's roles.-William Petersen


I am learning to forgive my inner geek, and even value him as a free man.-Kenny Loggins


I have ambitions to do a Broadway record one of these days and get in the studio with like, a real orchestra. I'm a big musical theatre geek.-Mandy Moore


I have been a goof my whole life. I wasn't really the popular girl in school and didn't have any boyfriends in high school because I was a nerd. I was a geek.-Malin Akerman


I hope we're all kind of influencing each other now to keep the quality up on those things. They seem to be getting better and better and better as there's not only sort of a film geek audience, there's also a general interest in the overall film consuming population.-Jay Roach


I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.-Jim Carrey


I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.-Gwen Stefani


I was a geek in high school.-David Schwimmer


I was a total education geek. I loved school. I loved learning. I loved doing homework. All of my books and notebooks from high school are underlined and highlighted and there are notes all over the margins. And you know, I was a theater kid too. I was all over the place.-Sophia Bush


I wish everyone was a sci-fi geek because then there would be no violence in the world. There'd be no wars. There'd only be people e-mailing each other.-Claudia Christian


I'm a geek who loves fashion. There's been a reinvention of the word geek. It means being passionate about anything that's under the radar or sort of frowned upon, like Comic-Con.-Kristen Bell


I'm an utterly average, total geek.-Julia Roberts


I'm not a geek about equipment, I just know what I like.-Adam Jones


I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.-Al Yankovic


I've never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken's head off in a sideshow.-Jonathan Lethem


I've worked so hard to eliminate the inner geek from my life. I suddenly realize I have no patience for those people who still have their geeks showing. Now I see why being 'normal' has been so important to me.-Kenny Loggins


In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.-Julianna Moore


What happens to me is that I am first and foremost a film geek.-Guillermo del Toro


When I see that my geek may have contained some of the best parts of me, when I love and appreciate him, I set my children free to see themselves as lovable however they are.-Kenny Loggins