Girls Quotes

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. -Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. -Bill Maher

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. -Carrie Snow

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. -Cindy Crawford

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. -Laurence J. Peter

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. -Author Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. -Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton

Women are always beautiful. -Ville Valo

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. -Ellery Queen

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. -Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. -Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. -Author Unknown

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. -Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. -Elizabeth Metcalf

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women. -Madeleine K. Albright

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. -Oscar Wilde

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. -Harold Robbins

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -Author Unknown

Men get laid, but women get screwed. -Quentin Crisp

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. -Germaine Greer

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. -Ovid

Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. -W.C. Fields

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. -"Doctor Leon," drleons.com

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. -George Meredith

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. -Mignon McLaughlin

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. -Cornelia Otis Skinner

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. -George du Maurier

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. -Sam Slick

The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom. -Guy de Maupassant

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. -Ogden Nash

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. -Gail Sheehy

The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams. -Simone de Beauvoir

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. -Author Unknown