Hockey Quotes
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.-Steve Rushin
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. -Jim McKenny
Hockey is murder on ice.- Jim Murray
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield
You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him. -Kevin Hodson
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.- Wayne Gretzky
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. -Brad Park
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. -Stephen Leacock
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. - Bobby Clarke
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be. - Wayne Gretzky
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Doug Larson
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect. - Steve Rushin
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. - Jimmy Cannon
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. - Author Unknown
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.- Brad Hull
I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you. - Wayne Gretzky
The goal is too small and the goalies are too big. - Scotty Bowman
If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. -Ancient Chinese Proverb
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. - Stephen Leacock
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Doug Larson
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. - Steve Rushin
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. - Jason Love
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. - Jimmy Cannon
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. - Jim McKenny
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be. - Wayne Gretzky
Ice hockey players can walk on water. - Author Unknown
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. - Author Unknown
Hockey is murder on ice. - Jim Murray
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. - Author Unknown
My other car is a Zamboni. - Hockey Saying
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Author Unknown
Don't go through life without goals. - Hockey Saying
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Author Unknown
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating. - Author Unknown
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. - Author Unknown
Give blood. Play hockey. - Author Unknown
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
My goal is to deny yours. - Hockey Saying
When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too. - Author Unknown
Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. - Chris Rock
Red ice sells hockey tickets. - Bob Stewart
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. - Brad Park