Hockey Quotes

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.-Steve Rushin

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. -Jim McKenny

Hockey is murder on ice.- Jim Murray

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield

 

You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him. -Kevin Hodson

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.- Wayne Gretzky

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. -Brad Park

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. -Stephen Leacock

 

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. - Bobby Clarke

Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be. - Wayne Gretzky

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Doug Larson

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect. - Steve Rushin

 

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. - Jimmy Cannon

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. - Author Unknown

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.- Brad Hull

 

I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you. - Wayne Gretzky

 

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big. - Scotty Bowman

 

If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed. -Ancient Chinese Proverb

 

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. - Stephen Leacock

 

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Doug Larson

 

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. - Steve Rushin

 

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. - Jason Love

 

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. - Jimmy Cannon

 

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. - Jim McKenny

 

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

 

Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be. - Wayne Gretzky

 

Ice hockey players can walk on water. - Author Unknown

 

Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. - Author Unknown

 

Hockey is murder on ice. - Jim Murray

 

Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. - Author Unknown

 

My other car is a Zamboni. - Hockey Saying

 

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Author Unknown

 

Don't go through life without goals. - Hockey Saying

 

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Author Unknown

 

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating. - Author Unknown

 

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

 

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. - Author Unknown

 

Give blood. Play hockey. - Author Unknown

 

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

 

My goal is to deny yours. - Hockey Saying

 

When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too. - Author Unknown

 

Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. - Chris Rock

 

Red ice sells hockey tickets. - Bob Stewart

 

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. - Brad Park

 
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