Insurance Quotes

I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so- Stephen Leacock




People Who Do things, exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!- Dorothy Parker




I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said “Where do you see yourself in five years?” and i said “Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question - Mitch Hedberg




Well, let’s go back to the original intent of Social Security. It is an insurance contract.- Chuck Hagel




I think taxpayers will say we need to take care of people and we shouldn’t walk away from people with insurance policies,- Bob Hunter quotes




Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.- Kin Hubbard




I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.- Jack Benny




Justice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it.- William Penn




The insurance industry communicates through codes and check-off boxes. If there’s no check-off box for you, you don’t exist.- Jack Anderson

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