Internet Quotes

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare-Robert Wilensky

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.-Bill Clinton

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.-William Gibson

 

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.-Esther Dyson

 

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.-Penn Jillette

 

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.-Denise Caruso

 

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.-Peter Steiner

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. - John Allen Paulos

 

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. - Jon Stewart

 

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitch Kapor

 

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. - Bill Gates

 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. - Author Unknown

 

National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway. - Tim May

 

Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward. - Al-Waleed bin Talal

 

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. - M.G. Sriram

 

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - Author Unknown

 

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. - Dave Barry

 

I have an almost religious zeal - not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up. - Dan Millman

 

The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism. - Brad Shapcott

 

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. - Dave Barry

 

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

 

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. - Paul Carvel

 

The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. - Frank James

 

Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life. - Bill Clinton

 

One of the Internet's strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data. - Jared Sandberg

 

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky, 1996

 

You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool. - Author Unknown, 1995

 

Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. - George Lundberg

 

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. - Paul Carvel

 

The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. - Vinton Cerf

 

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. - Author Unknown

 

Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. - Dave Barry

 

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. - Rupert Murdoch

 

The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter." - Author Unknown

 

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillett

 

The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other. - Dave Barry

 

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. - Eric Schmidt

 

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

 

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. - Author Unknown

 

Twitter is just a multiplayer notepad. - Ben Maddox

 

The big dispute between the government and Microsoft concerns the Internet "browser," which is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later. As you can imagine, the potential market for this service is huge, so Microsoft would like you to use its browser, and not somebody else's. - Dave Barry

 

Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. - Vinton Cerf

 

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives. - Robert Brault

 

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me. - Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

 

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. - Clement Mok

 

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

 

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. - Author Unknown

 

Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must. - Bill Schrader

 
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