Internet Quotes

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare-Robert Wilensky

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.-Bill Clinton

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.-William Gibson


The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.-Esther Dyson


My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.-Penn Jillette


It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.-Denise Caruso


On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.-Peter Steiner

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. - John Allen Paulos


The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. - Jon Stewart


Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitch Kapor


The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. - Bill Gates


Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. - Author Unknown


National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway. - Tim May


Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward. - Al-Waleed bin Talal


Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. - M.G. Sriram


A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - Author Unknown


What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. - Dave Barry


I have an almost religious zeal - not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up. - Dan Millman


The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism. - Brad Shapcott


While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. - Dave Barry


The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown


Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. - Paul Carvel


The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. - Frank James


Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life. - Bill Clinton


One of the Internet's strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data. - Jared Sandberg


We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky, 1996


You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool. - Author Unknown, 1995


Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. - George Lundberg


Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. - Paul Carvel


The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. - Vinton Cerf


Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. - Author Unknown


Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. - Dave Barry


The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. - Rupert Murdoch


The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter." - Author Unknown


My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillett


The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other. - Dave Barry


The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. - Eric Schmidt


The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll


Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. - Author Unknown


Twitter is just a multiplayer notepad. - Ben Maddox


The big dispute between the government and Microsoft concerns the Internet "browser," which is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later. As you can imagine, the potential market for this service is huge, so Microsoft would like you to use its browser, and not somebody else's. - Dave Barry


Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. - Vinton Cerf


Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives. - Robert Brault


Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me. - Robert Brault,


Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. - Clement Mok


The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry


The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. - Author Unknown


Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must. - Bill Schrader

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