Invitation Quotes


A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.- Unknown

 

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”- Robin Williams

 

Those who easily forgive invite offenses.- Unknown

 

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.- Anonymous

 

No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.- Desiderius Erasmus

 

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy.- Walker

 

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.- George Santayana

 

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.- Smith

 

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.- Bill Watterson

 

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.- Homer Simpson

 

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.- Phyllis Diller

 

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.- Fred Allen

 

A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.- Anonymous

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.- Henry Fielding

 

I go where I’m invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I’d be away every day of my life.- James

 

Health : what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.- Phyllis Diller

 

You don’t have to accept the invitation to get angry. Instead, practice forgiveness, empathy and encouragement.- Anonymous

 

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.- Nancie Carmody

 

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters, Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.- W.H. Auden

 

You could not receive a young man in your room; you might be permitted to have him to tea in one of the public reception rooms, but you could accept no invitation from young men to tea or other entertainment without a chaperone from the College.-Dora Russell

 

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.-Ward McAllister

 

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.-William Feather

 

At such a loving invitation, Pinocchio, with one leap from the back of the orchestra, found himself in the front rows. With another leap, he was on the orchestra leader's head. With a third, he landed on the stage.-Carlo Collodi

 

But as a woman, I really started feeling vulnerable on the set, and I really felt that it was important that I should not be open for invitation or making myself look as though I was waiting for something.-John Lone

 

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.-Scott Adams

 

I thank you for your kind invitation to introduce me to the president of the Republic. Since I have not been out of my atelier for two months, I have no appropriate costume for this circumstance. Please excuse me.-Camille Claudel

 

I'm not about to talk about what's romantic in my life - I figure if you talk about it once - then that's an open invitation for everyone to dig into your personal life even further.-James Van Der Beek

 

If every call to Christ and His righteousness is a call to suffering, the converse is equally - every call to suffering is a call to Christ, a promotion, an invitation to come up higher.-Charles Bent

 

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.-Mercedes McCambridge

 

It was a woman's bedroom, actually a boudoir, and no man belonged in it except by invitation.-Kathleen Winsor

 

It was not possible to film in California, because all the areas are heavily built up now. Coming to Cape Town is an invitation to step into the past and recreate Los Angeles of the 1930s.-Robert Towne

 

So many plays with magic in them that would be a terrific invitation to an imaginative animation team.-Kenneth Branagh

 

So on May 1, 1987, at Gary's invitation, I agreed to see him one last time - to confront him face-to-face about his sincerity and with the intention of ending our brief relationship.-Donna Rice

 

The deal we made was that if we would change our law to invite them to come to South Dakota - that's what they wanted, the invitation - if we would change our law to invite them to come to South Dakota, he would guarantee South Dakota 400 Citibank jobs.-Bill Janklow

 

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.-Jules Renard

 

The review process was conducted in an extremely bipartisan manner. Minority members of the Judiciary Committee were responsible for the invitation of 1/3 of the witnesses who appeared.-Jo Bonner

 

The U.S. government knew that China wanted to acquire sensitive U.S. technology, and instead of implementing a policy to prevent them from acquiring the information, the government all but gave them an invitation to take our equipment and designs.-Charles Foster Bass

 

This nation can no longer tolerate the autonomous conduct of any single service. A waste of the resources of America in spendthrift defense is an invitation to disaster for America.-Louis A. Johnson

 

Today, the US spends less on defense as a percentage of our economy than we did at any time since he Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. For the world's only superpower, that is an invitation to very serious trouble.-Steve Forbes

 

We are called to show utter commitment to the God who is revealed in Jesus and to all those to whom His invitation is addressed.-Rowan Williams

 
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