Poker Quotes
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.-Big Julie
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned-Paul Newman as Fast Eddie in The Color of Money
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.-Charles Lamb
Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life – but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score.-Anthony Holden
Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.-Jack Strauss
The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing with or, more particularly, with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips. (William J. Florence
It never hurts for potential opponents to think you’re more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket, much less hold on to it.-Amarillo Slim
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. Unknown
Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.-Mike Caro
It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.-Gore Vidal
I've always had confidence, but I never let my ego get to the point that I think I'm the superstar, because I know.
That ego has destroyed many a poker career.-Jim Boyd
[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. (Wlter Matthau
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. (Jackie Robinson
My Kings are a coin flip aginst your Aces. – Unknown
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; thou the way you play it is free will.(Jawaharlal Nehru
Well, I'll just pretend I was playin' with someone else's money. –Unknown
My old pappy always used to say, there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater. –Unknown
Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker.-Amarillo Slim
Let me tell you, there's no better medicine than a friendly card game for sloughing off the cares of a workaday world.-Paul Auster
I hope to break even this week. I need the money.-Unknown
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.-American Proverb
At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.-Ian Fleming Casino Royale
Neither I nor anyone else can guarantee you will win. If someone tells you they can, do not believe them. Run making sure you have a death grip on your wallet.-Ken Pearlman
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom- Unknown
The smarter you play, the luckier you'll be.-Mark Pilarski
No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.-Lord Dewar
He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.-Mark Twain
Judged by the dollars spent, gambling is now more popular in America than baseball, the movies, and Disneyland-combined.-Timothy L. O'Brien
Luck never gives; it only lends.-Wwedish Proverb
Gambling is the son of avarice and the father of despair.-French Proverb
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.-Wilson Mizner
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
For the true gambler, money is never an end in itself. It's a tool, like language or thought.-Lancey, The Cincinnati Kid
Never bet on baseball.-Pete Rose
If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.-Chico Marx
They gambled in the Garden of Eden, and they will again if there's another one.-Richard Albert Canfield
