Stupid Quotes

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.- Anonymous

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.-Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.-Bertrand Russell

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.-Confucius

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.-Bertrand Russell

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. -Sloan Wilson

A stupid child is ruin to a father, and a wife’s quarreling is a continual dripping of rain.-The Bible: Hebrew, Proverbs 19:13

Stupid is as stupid does.-Forrest Gump

'Stupid as a man,' say the women: 'cowardly as a woman,' say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.-Friedrich Nietzsche

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.-Thomas Szasz

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.-George Bernard Shaw

To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.-Gustave Flaubert

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.-Bernard Devoto

There is no cure for stupid wives and willful children.- Chinese proverb

A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.-Chinese proverb

Unless one pretends to be stupid and deaf, it is difficult to be a mother-in-law or father-in-law.-Chinese proverb

The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.-Oscar Wilde

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.-Franz Grillparzer

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.-Oscar Wilde

One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.-Thomas Mann

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them. -Oscar Wilde

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.-George Berkeley

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.-George Bernard Shaw

We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.-G.C. Lichtenberg

There are only two races on this planet-the intelligent and the stupid.-John Fowles

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.-Gen Lewis B Hershey

One must be a little foolish, if one does not want to be even more stupid.-Michel de Montaigne

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid.-P.J. O’Rourke

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be 'too clever by half.' The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.-John Major

You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don’t think there’s anything man wasn’t meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn’t do.-David Cronenberg